SanJose – The Search for the Ultimate Mai Tai

December 31, 2025

Last Christmas: Cocktails

We knocked out a few more Christmas cocktail pop-ups and here’s the summary.

Kona’s (SF) – We arrived around 8:00 on the 23rd for Sippin’ Santa and was enjoying it until they played “Last Christmas” knocking me out of Whamageddon just 28 hrs before winning. The cocktails were pretty good here, though notably their “Mock Tai” was $18 and the mugs were all $40 when other places have them for around $20.

Courage Anyone (SJ) – It wasn’t crowded on Sunday but the staff were welcoming in this newly opened bar doing Sippin’ Santa. I didn’t realize it until after ordering but the Sippin’ Santa cocktail now includes ginger syrup in addition to gingerbread mix, and this one was quite ginger forward. The other cocktails were much better including the Wreck the Halls and Sugar Plum Mai Tai. A regular menu is launching in January.

Highlands Sports Bar (San Carlos) is also new to the popup game, hosting Miracle. My Snowball Old Fashioned leaned sweet and was served over cubed ice but still was pretty good, but even better was the decadent Coconut Hot Chocolate. Our other cocktails weren’t as good. but it was good first attempt, if you like sports on TV along with the drinks.

Highland Sports Bar and Grill – San Carlos

Faith & Spirits (San Carlos) is doing Sippin’ Santa and cocktails there were really great. The ginger in the Sippin’ Santa cocktail was much more subdued and my Sugar Plum Mai Tai was the best of all the ones I tried this season. The Frost Bite cocktail featuring tequila was also good, so I asked for an off-menu Kingston Negroni that was delicious. The lounge was well-appointed and has music/dueling pianos some days, so check their calendar.

December 24, 2025December 24, 2025

Three Miracle Pop-Ups in Three Days

The Miracle Christmas cocktail pop-up franchise has been active for more than a decade and seems to expand locations each year. Founded by Greg Boehm, there are Miracle locations across the globe and a companion pop-up focusing on tiki drinks also running under the Sippin’ Santa brand. The cocktail offerings at Miracle are a little more varied and tend to work better across the different venues hosting the pop-up.

Sunday afternoon we went to Brewster’s in Petaluma, a large beer garden style venue. I went with an old favorite, “Yippee Ki Yay Mother F****r!”, the cocktail with several rums with ube and coconut orgeat. This isn’t too sweet, thanks to acid-adjusted pineapple juice. Brewster’s does pretty good with this, and their super friendly staff really go out of their way to make things jolly. I sampled some of other cocktails at our table and found them to be well prepared.

We ventured to San Jose later that night to check out Miracle at MiniBoss, an arcade themed bar. Mrs. Mai Tai had been to the sister bar Paper Plane earlier in the week and we thought we’d give MiniBoss a try. The drinks here were really good, including the Miracle Mouse that comes in a cute mug and features bourbon, vermouth, strawberry, citrus, and pamplemousse liqueur that likely inspired the name of the cocktail. This wasn’t too sweet and I thought it was delightful. Slightly less good was the Snowball Old Fashioned that our son ordered, just not quite sweet enough, though Mrs. Mai Tai’s Koala LaLaLa was a very refreshing highball with tequila. Cheery Cherry Chocosaurus is more of a desert cocktail but if that’s your thing you’ll love it.

On Festivus Tuesday we battled the rain to check out Pacific Cocktail Heaven in San Francisco. This place is so popular they even charge a $10 cover just to enter. But the skills of the bartenders are evident that the Yippe Ki Yay and Koala cocktails were even better than the other places we tried. Candy Cane Lane is served in a unicorn mug and was a little less sweet than at Brewster’s. PCH was even able to make a pretty reasonable off-menu Mai Tai with Kō Hana rum at my request.

Each of these Miracle locations sets the prices for the cocktails and the mugs/glassware for sale. While the cocktail prices only vary a little, we were shocked to see the mugs at PCH going for $40 which is double what Brewster’s and MiniBoss were charging. It’s a Festivus Miracle!

Miracle hours and dates vary by location but usually run up to New Year’s or a little bit past.

December 15, 2025December 15, 2025

Nightmare Before Christmas at Dr. Funk San Jose

Downtown San Jose’s cocktail scene is really hitting its stride, and there are tons of holiday offerings so Dr. Funk is doing another holiday pop-up to blend their tiki bar with a themed overlay. This year’s theme is Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas, including some fab decor and special menu items.

Worm’s Wort, What’s This, and Deadly Nightside

Given that this movie franchise has roots in both Halloween and Christmas, the team at Dr. Funk smartly leaned into the Christmas side for this particular pop-up and as with previous efforts the decor team create an immersive space that looks great and is a lot of fun. There are five specialty cocktails, plus a brownie and ice cream desert.

Consistent with previous Dr. Funk pop-ups I felt that these cocktails were good overall, with no stinkers in the bunch. Deadly Nightside is basically a Mai Tai with activated charcoal and it’s fine but doesn’t really hold a candle to Dr. Funk’s regionally famous Mai Tai that’s always great. But this is a nice change of pace, especially if you find the Dr. Funk’s Mai Tai to be too assertive.

By far the best of the cocktails is the Hot Buttered Rum riff called Dr. Finklestein’s Creation. This hearty and spice-forward cocktail has several overproof rums to help warm you during those cold San Jose nights, and the large portion was served in a great mug. I know the character in the movie is called “Finklestein” but one wonders if “Dr. Funklestein” would have been more appropriate.

Nightmare Before Christmas runs through December 31, reservations highly encouraged.

October 22, 2025October 22, 2025

San Jose’s Best Halloween Bar is Alter Ego

San Jose’s burgeoning bar scene is really hitting its stride, including social media promotions of the various bars doing Halloween-themed offerings. We heard that Alter Ego Cocktail Club had special menus and decor so we arrived right at opening on Saturday to experience the offerings.

Upon entering the speakeasy inside Still O.G. you’ll be told that the entire staff was killed and what you’re witnessing are the ghostly apparitions. You’re provided with a small welcome punch to drink to complete the effect. We were seated at the bar and could see the decor has been transformed with dark elements and a great modern dark wave soundtrack.

We’ve had amazing cocktail experiences here before and the new menu was no exception, presented as a book with elaborate illustrations. A variety of spirits and cocktail styles are presented, with the Heart Stopper shots served from a chest being popular in the venue and on social media.

I started with The Dark, an absolutely delightful coffee cocktail with an orange foam and a chocolate pentagram garnish. Meanwhile, Mrs. Mai Tai had the Isle de las Muñecas with tequila, carrot, and ginger – served in a disturbing baby doll’s head mug. This was a really great cocktail and the vegetal notes were interesting and well-balanced.

Our second round started with the Witching Hour which is basically a boozy chocolate milk served in a flute. Perhaps the best overall for me was my Telltale Heart which uses beet and Alchermes for a red color that works fantastically with the mug that’s shaped like a heart. We were truly impressed by the cocktails.

The staff were dressed in costumes related to their untimely deaths and as with previous experiences very knowledgable, professional, and team-oriented. Alter Ego fills up fast so be sure to make a reservation.

October 19, 2025October 19, 2025

Return to Tiki Pete

Longtime readers may remember my 2019 trip report from Tiki Pete, San Jose’s once singular tiki bar. Cocktails took 45 minutes to be delivered and we had a weird interaction with the owner, though not as uncomfortable as his replies to my post where he outed his server as trans amongst other transgressions. This has been one of the few places on our “do not recommend” list ever since.

But sometimes second chances are worthwhile and we like to stay open-minded. We found ourselves in downtown San Jose on Saturday at 8 pm so popped in to the sparsely attended venue to see how things were going. The space originally opened as Da Kine Island Grill restaurant but it has fully transformed into a weekend-only nightclub with almost all the space devoted to VIP Bottle Service, plus purple and red lighting, and most tiki elements stripped.

We sat at the bar and ordered a Tiki Pete Mai Tai, made with Nohia dark, gold, and 151 rums (Nohia must be a private label for this venue), and a Shirley Temple for Mrs Mai Tai. We try to grade on a sliding scale depending on the venue but this was a terrible Mai Tai that tasted like plain sugar and didn’t even have any rum flavor. Arguably worse was the Shirley Temple that tasted like overripe fruit and nothing like cherry or pomegranate. It bears repeating: they can’t even make a Shirley Temple correctly.

The cocktails are almost as worn down as the rest of the venue which lacks any charm and seemingly no budget for restroom maintenance or anything Hawaiian. The giant TV screens seem to be in working order, though, if UFC or college football is your thing..

The takeaway is that Tiki Pete’s heel turn is fully complete. Do not recommend. Still.

October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Killer Klown Halloween Overlay at Dr. Funk

Dr. Funk did a Beetlejuice overlay last October and the tiki bar is back with a new theme this year: Killer Klowns from Outer Space. If you’re not familiar, this is based on the “cult classic” film from 1988 – and there are few things scarier than aliens that resemble clowns! The decorating committee certainly did a fantastic job, including a circus themed light display outside, plus decorated booths, giant mutant popcorn kernels, and a few Killer Klown figures.

There’s a special menu available including a deep fried Twinkie that I wanted to hate but I can’t lie – it’s amazing. There are also four speciality cocktails:

Peanut Gallery – if you’re looking for something that’s more traditional for a tiki bar, this is the item to choose. It has a balanced approach including rum you can taste plus banana flavors from the liqueur and the “circus peanut elixir.” This was my favorite, though regular readers know I’m a nut for circus peanut flavor.

Chubby’s Fix – this clarified cocktail has mild rum flavors and a bright blue passionfruit float. It tastes great and the foam sort of melted into the cocktail to make the whole thing blue, making this another standout.

Cotton Candy Cocoon – Coconut leaning and not particularly spirit-forward, and very heavy on the matcha-pandan milk syrup. Mrs. Mai Tai likes pandan and appreciated it much more than I did.

Human Puppet – a lighter cocktail featuring Cocchi Americano, so a wine-forward taste, and includes a flashing cube inside. Again, not very rummy.

Dr. Funk is getting pretty good at the pop-up/overlay thing and Killer Klowns is no exception. The theme is interesting and unique, something to seek out this month in downtown San Jose.

October 1, 2025October 4, 2025

Mai Tai by Firelight

Dr. Funk has been doing “traditional tiki Tuesday’s” for a couple years now, featuring a rotating set of DJs and all day happy hour. This week brought Doc Parks down to the South Bay for his last Tuesday slot of the year, so we made sure to come out for dinner and drinks.

There was an indoor buyout until 8:30, so we found a cozy spot on the patio by one of the heaters. The wind was higher than normal and we noticed that the planes are flying in the opposite direction from the airport, but it was still pretty pleasant outside and the drinks and food certainly helped. I went with the Mai Tai of course – always delicious- plus the Dark ‘n Stormy riff called Myers’s Storm due to the use of Myers’s single barrel rum. Even with “easy ginger beer” this was still a bit much for me, so maybe I should just ask for “just a splash” next time.

Doc’s DJ set was pretty eclectic, including a crowd pleasing set of surf songs but also some 70s leaning songs that included a funky Beastie Boys instrumental. Doc even pulled out some organic percussion instruments to keep the crowd on their toes. Definitely not “traditional tiki” but Doc’s set was still really great and not modern.

We caught a peek at Dr. Funk’s Killer Klowns decor for Halloween, which starts today, and was pretty impressed. Be sure to make reservations or arrive early, there are going to be heavy crowds all this month.