The Kahunas Tiki

We revisit Dec 30 when we visited tiki bars in the valley that we’ve never visited before. Intriguing to me due to their sushi offerings, we visited Kahuna Tiki and Kahuna Tiki Tu. Both are from the same team but there are significant differences in the restaurant type and cocktails.

Kahuna Tiki is in the NoHo Arts District not far from Tiki No and features a large outdoor space anchored by a very mature tree, water features, booth and gathering spaces, an outdoor bar, and a small indoor sushi bar with seating. It was cold so we ate inside the sushi bar. There are tiki nods throughout, though somewhat “tiki lite” in terms of density and quality. We loved our sushi and fried rice.

Kahuna Tiki Tu is a newer location connected to the Mikado Hotel and sandwiched by Riverside Drive and the 101 freeway. There’s a vast main dining area with Japanese touches, plus a large Moai to complement the “accent tikis” sprinkled throughout. There is a dark tiki bar off to the side, more traditionally decorated aside from the gigantic TV. There are few bar seats and some tables in the middle but we chose a bamboo booth. Food menu looked essentially similar to the sister location, though we were told some things are unique in each location. A patio overlooks the hotel pool and some decor elements borrow from Disney and other genres (yes. pirates).

Where the two Kahunas differ are the cocktails, since Kahuna Tiki has only a beer/wine license. As such they can’t use spirits but presumably more than enough of something to suit. I had the Majestic Mai Tai that was a fruit-forward refresher and Mrs. Mai Tai had the cherry-forward Stupid Cupid that uses a Red Vine as a straw. Both were fine, but things made more sense after we learned about their restrictions.

There are no such restrictions at Kahuna Tiku Tu, though their 1944 Mai Tai uses Planteray 5 and since they didn’t have an acceptable sub I went with it to some regret. Mrs. Mai Tai’s Headhunter Martini was a lot better, featuring vodka and banana/cinnamon notes that were really tasty.

Headhunter Martini

We enjoyed the visits including some easter eggs that Arnelle gave us at the first location before venturing to the second. We hear good things from locals that the service here is usually great, so if you like sushi these locations demand some tiki attention.

Kahuna Tiki

Kahuna Tiki Tu

Cozy Checklist Night at Tiki No

We had a fab time checking off a few “first visit” tiki bars up in the San Fernando Valley before New Year’s. Tiki No was said to be more of a dive bar in North Hollywood (the “No” in Tiki No) but we arrived shortly after opening on Monday to find that it was couples night as everyone in the venue was paired.

I was so pleased to see an elaborate bamboo palace inside with some nice booths, plus a seating area parallel to the long thatch-covered bar. It was cold but we admired the small patio as well. Lighting is very cohesive and while the tikis are off the shelf I did admire the collection.

We tried and liked two cocktails, including their juicy Mai Tai that includes some pineapple juice in modest amounts plus Appleton rum and Cachaca that I didn’t really get major notes from but overall felt balanced pretty good. Mrs. Mai Tai was impressed by her flaming Toasted Marshmallow that included rum, vodka, Licor 43, spices, and apple juice. This cocktail had a great visual interest and the taste was pretty good too. We spotted a few nice rums but a lot of the back bar was filled with rums I don’t normally see there (I see you, Captain and Kraken). I’d come back for more drinks on future visits to LA.

The music at Tiki No deserves special mention since the music spanned many popular genres (though not surf or exotica, sadly). It was like all of Spotify was on shuffle as we heard these artist in consecutive order:

  • Hip Hop song (didn’t catch the artist)
  • The Cure
  • Motörhead
  • Cher
  • Delta Spirit
  • Miami Sound Machine
  • No Doubt
  • Sixpence None the Richer
  • Foreigner

Quite the collection, including This is Spinal Tap on the TV. Not really my preference for a tiki bar and I’d prefer pre-80s, but all in all not terrible. We enjoyed our short visit, though not as much as the couple in the booth next to us who were getting very… cozy.

Pau Hana Studio is Rethinking the Tiki Mug Production Class

Pau Hana Studio hosts a variety of craft-related classes in the Oakland Hills, including lamp building, jewelry, sewing, and black velvet painting, but we had our eyes on the Build-a-Bob tiki mug class. Pau Hana is the brainchild of artist Woody Miller and wife/business manager Laura Miller.

Glazed but not fired


Woody describes the inspiration for the popular Build-a-Bob tiki mug class, held in a single session. “I get asked all the time how do you make a mug? You can’t do it in an hour, since there are multiple levels. So, we came up with an idea where people can see each part of it – but abbreviated. Some people don’t want to take a six-week class with sculpting and making molds.” We’re right there with this level of scope personally, and we loved Woody’s mug design.

Attendees learn the process of making a tiki mug in one session, including slip casting techniques. Laura describes the process, elaborating on the efficiency of the experience. “We took the idea of a cooking show where they put a cake in the oven and then take out the finished cake, so you’re going to come in and open a mold that we poured yesterday. You open the mold and touch it up with tools and sponges, then put that on the shelf. And then we skip over the drying and firing process, you just grab one that’s already fired and glaze that however you want it, and pick the mug up at a later date.”

We thoroughly enjoyed this session, though Mrs. Mai Tai did better than I did with the end-result. It was an enjoyable vibe on that Sunday afternoon hanging out in the studio and working with the clay and fired mug. The process of touching up the mold isn’t easy, but we all got through it. I was happy with my teal Bob mug and the session is highly recommended.

This series has been extremely popular with some classes selling out, but now is your chance since Pau Hana released their winter class list today including two Build-a-Bob workshops.

Amazing Cocktails at the Blind Rabbit, Except One

We continue to enjoy visiting Anaheim’s speakeasy The Blind Rabbit. This was high on Mrs. Mai Tai’s wishlist and we secured a reservation for close to opening and were seated at the bar. In addition to a holiday cocktail list the standard menu had most of the drink names drawing seeming inspiration from the movie Beetlejuice or that film’s composer Danny Elfman’s band, Oingo Boingo. Is Tim Burton working for the Blind Rabbit?

The clarified It’s Showtime with notes of chocolate was perfect for Mrs. Mai Tai and I truly enjoyed the tropical and funky Dead Man’s Party served in a skull mug that featured two of Kuleana’s mixing rums in combo with the bartender’s secret weapon Smith & Cross Jamaica rum. In the next round, we did a combo of clarified drinks with similar names. I ordered the Turbo Man with rums and a hint of guava while Mrs. Mai Tai ordered the Come, Mister Tally Man with cachaca and sherry. I thought both were great, but Mrs. Mai Tai didn’t really like the sherry flavor and so we switched. For her last round, Mrs. Mai Tai ordered Otho’s Aura with cognac and spice, another killer cocktail.

For my last round I debated ordering the Mai Tai from their Classic Cocktails list. When I asked the bartender what rum was in the Mai Tai he said it was Kuleana Huihui, which is Kuleana’s blended white rum featuring three unaged rums from Papua New Guinea, Martinique, and Hawai’i. I’ve written previously that I didn’t think Huihui did that well in a Mai Tai or a Daiquiri but against better judgement I ordered the Mai Tai anyway and found to be good but simply doesn’t have enough flavor to sit alongside the rest of the Murderer’s Row at The Blind Rabbit. A little of that Smith & Cross would help immeasurably.

We enjoyed the holiday decor and the bartenders seemed a little more open and animated than in past visits where everyone seemed to be on hushed whisper mode. They’ve even relaxed the dress code here.

New Year’s Eve at The Lucky Tiki

We had a great time in West Hollywood at The Lucky Tiki’s first New Year’s Eve party. The ticketed event began at 9:00 and included all inclusive food and drinks. Food included hot dogs from the adjacent Tail o’ the Pup, sushi, and also some Chinese favorites such as chow mein and egg rolls. Drink orders for anything off the regular cocktail were at the bar or from a couple servers who circulated mainly to those seated. A champagne toast capped the evening at midnight.

For a first time event there were a lot of things done well here, especially the bar staff who worked very hard for that three plus hours making constant cocktails. We also salute Genesis and Shane for also keeping up with deliveries of the wild frenzy of orders and sticking to the script for some of Lucky Tiki’s signature display cocktails such as Elvis in Hawaii. Overall our drinks were of the same quality that we had on our previous visit, with one exception, and we were pleased to check out the expanded cocktail menu that includes some tiki classics such as the Three Dots & a Dash that I thought was pretty good.

For an inaugural event there are some things that could be tweaked. While there was an expansion of seating on a heated patio, there simply weren’t enough chairs for those in attendance. I suspect some might not have cared the least, but for a three hour event some of us really needed the chairs and I felt sorry for those who arrived too late to snag one. Having more passed appetizers would have enhanced the experience as well.

One of my Mai Tais was pretty bad, far too limey. It was replaced by another one (and later another) that were better but not really at the same level of quality as the other cocktails on the menu. I give a lot of leeway for the nature of the event but I suspect that the problem lies with the orgeat – and it needs to change. The rum needs to be bolder than Flor de Caña Eco too.

Toast with Rum Champion Bryan Inman

Given the quality of the event and all-inclusive food and drinks NYE was certainly a great value. We had a lot of fun hanging out with our impromptu table-mates and socializing with a few familiar faces. The tropical music was on point and again I must praise the staff for a great job on this event.

Top 10 Mai Tais of 2024

Each year we celebrate the 10 best Mai Tais that we had the pleasure of tasting in the last 12 months. The list includes commercial restaurants and bars, plus Mai Tais we had at home tiki bars and events. For this list the rating is solely about what’s in the glass and does not factor in other elements such as ambiance, food, service, or decor.

Some of the Mai Tais involve rum substitutions from what the bar would normally serve. This presents the reader with more to consider when visiting these places, but highlights that making spirit substitutions is often what changes a good Mai Tai into a great one.

Summary of the Top 10 of 2024

I was completely blown away by the amazing Mai Tai at the Sinking Ship at Tiki-Ko that used Rhum J.M Terroir Volcanique as a rum substitution, with the grassy and smoky flavors balanced by the lime and sweeteners so well. This rum was ordered on January 6 and sat at the top of the list for most of the year, fighting off formidable competitors to keep the top slot.

Meanwhile, The Kon-Tiki in Oakland sat at number two since January with a great entry made with Hamilton Pot-Still Blonde, a lightly aged rum from Jamaica. As the year progressed, I had Mai Tai after Mai Tai at Kon-Tiki and could not quite beat the J.M. But in October I had an Appleton 12 Jamaica Rum Mai Tai that was so smooth and flavorful I designated it for the top slot.

But the best Mai Tai I had was the last one at Kon-Tiki on the night they closed. This was their world-class standard with a custom rum blend, offering a perfect balance of sweet and savory notes. The Kon-Tiki’s Mai Tai topped the list in 2019 and 2020 and does so again for the last time.

With Kon-Tiki closing, we need to amend our list of Top 10 Mai Tais in the World. Both Cane & Table and The Copper Room showed that great Mai Tais don’t have to be at tiki bars and are strong contenders to take the slot.

View the complete list with additional details

1. The Last Mai Tai at Kon-Tiki
2. The Sinking Ship at Tiki-Ko with Rhum J.M Terroir Volcanique
3. Ultimate Mai Tai at Tiki Tom’s
4. Trader Sam’s 1944 w/Smith & Cross by Maddie
5. The Copper Room
6. Cane & Table
7. Dr Funk ($8 MTM)
8. Strong Water Anaheim
9. The Beachcomber
10. Matiki

Top 10 Mai Tais of 2024: Runners Up

As with 2023 we had so many great Mai Tais that many of them would have been deep into the top 10 in past years and this year couldn’t crack the top 10. But they’re nonetheless worth noting and we thank the bartenders and bar owners for making these stellar Mai Tais.

For this list the rating is solely about what’s in the glass and does not factor in other elements such as ambiance, food, service, or decor. Each location only gets one Mai Tai on the list, exceptions for guest cocktails such as the Mister, Might I… at The Kon Tiki.

Some of the Mai Tais involve rum substitutions from what the bar would normally serve, such as custom blend at the Lucky Tiki. This presents the reader with more to consider when visiting these places, but highlights that making spirit substitutions is often what changes a good Mai Tai into a great one.

11. Smuggler’s Cove
12. Latitude 29
13. Bootlegger Tiki
14. Stray Pirate
15. My Tie, Youse Tai
16. Mister, Might I… by Doc Parks at The Kon-Tiki
17. “Impress Me” Mai Tai at The Lucky Tiki by Skipper Christian
18. Mai Tai with Appleton 15 at Rumpus Tiki Budapest
19. Tai-Lo by Pagan Idol at Trader Vic’s Mai Tai Day
20. Brujo’s Mai Tai at The Kon-Tiki
21. Frozen Mai Tai at Make & Drink Studio
22. Mai Tai with Appleton 17 at Kona Street Market (shhhh…)
23. Sugar Plum Mai Tai (Sippin’ Santa) at 55 South
24. Original Mai Tai with LH 151 float at Trader Vics’s Emeryville
25. Zombie Village with Saint Benevolence Rum Clairin

Just Missed:
California Gold, Lost Inferno, The Fink, Trader Vic’s SJC, Frozen Mai Tai at Tommy Bahama Marlin Bar, Trailer Happiness, Equiano Rum Mai Tai at The Shipwreck, Boo Loo Lounge, Kamalatai at Forbidden Island.

Honorable Mentions:
Wilfred’s Lounge, Our Big Luauski, Damn Fine Mai Tai by Greg Smith/Becca Morris, Trader Vic’s Munich, The Formosa Cafe, Red Dwarf, Hula Hoops (Lilikoi Tai), Kapu Bar, Golden Tiki

View the Top 10 Mai Tais of 2024