Book Review: Coconuts & Carnage by Justin Wojslaw

Does the world need another book of tiki recipes? When they’re all killer recipes, yes, yes we absolutely do.

Coconuts & Carnage is a new Wonk Press paperback with recipes and commentary by Seattle’s Justin Wojslaw, formerly of The Diller Room and currently based at Rocco’s in Belltown. We sampled a variety of Justin’s cocktails a couple years ago and I made it a priority to check in for one of Justin’s bartending shifts during my trip last week.

The book contains 50 recipes and there aren’t too many exotic ingredients that’ll throw off the amateur bartender. Instead, the recipes rely on a set of common ingredient but put together in interesting ways with specific called spirits and liqueurs. The single non-alcoholic recipe features Pathfinder “amaro” in the Ray’s Escape, developed for Seattle’s tiki ambassador “Tiki with Ray” Wyland who’s been sober for the last couple years. This NA cocktail tastes delicious, as does an NA version of the El Siniestro that’s also in the book.

Black Orchid

There are a few “tribute” recipes including a Pearl Diver that uses Coco Lopez as the base for Gardenia Mix, but the vast majority of the drinks are Justin’s original creations that are truly outstanding. During my two visits to Rocco’s I sampled the Port Royal Punch, the creamy blue Cherry Blossom, and the Black Orchid which I consider to be Justin’s masterpiece. Each one of these was really great, and Justin’s skills as a bartender also came into play with a delicious custom Mai Tai made with Jamaican and Demerara rums, my favorites.

Each recipe includes a full page photo of the cocktail, along with some preparation details and some short backstory about the creation of the cocktail. This isn’t really a book you “read” but one which you review for inspiration or to try a cocktail with a specific ingredient. The book is moderately priced at $25, so fans of the cocktail genre or bartenders who are looking for a leg up for their next tiki bar party would be well-served to pick up this amazing collection of recipes.

Tiki Classic Cocktails at Smuggler’s Cove

I found myself in SF on Wednesday for some rum drinking and socializing at Smuggler’s Cove. After finishing some rum I decided to go the cocktail route with two tiki classics and to see how well Smuggler’s Cove interpreted the originals, and it should be no surprise that both were excellent renditions. Because you can’t always have the Mai Tai, even if it is one of the best anywhere.

Navy Grog

The Navy Grog had plenty of rum as you’d expect but it is so well balanced you’d hardly notice. Taking inspiration from the Trader Vic’s version of this classic, Smuggler’s uses Allspice Dram as the key sweet and spice component to great effect.

Planter’s Punch

Even better was the Planter’s Punch that features Appleton 8 Reserve blended rum from Jamaica, with small measures of Allspice Dram and Angostura Bitters. I really loved the richness of this cocktail, including the Appleton rum that serves as an excellent backbone.

I must say it was great to see the Cove being pretty busy on a Wednesday, not so much that you couldn’t find a seat but more than enough to demonstrate the appeal of the city’s best exotic cocktails midweek. Two guys noticed the aloha wear a couple of us were wearing and peppered us with questions about the appeal of tiki bars. I don’t know if our answers were completely cogent (alcohol was involved, after all) but we did our best to extol the virtues.

Mai Tai Planters Punch

Felt like making it a little extra spicy tonight, so did a riff between two favorites. This was quite nice, without overpowering sweetness or spice.

1½ oz Lemon Juice
1 oz Trader Vic’s Mai Tai Concentrate Syrup
⅓ oz Don’s Spices #2 (50/50 Vanilla Syrup/Pimento Dram)
3 oz Jamaican Rum Blend (courtesy Andy from @easytikidrinks)
4 dashes Angostura Bitters

I love this Trader Vic’s Pilsner glass for tall drinks like this. Looks great with the classic logo treatment. We’ll see if the Mai Tai Planters Punch ever gets famous.

Planters Punch with Orgeat

A little remix that I gave half a thought to and tried. I subbed half the simple syrup for Ogreat in a Planters Punch to … okay results. It tasted like a Planters Punch, and the funky Jamaican rums at 45-46% ABV gave this a nice punch. But it needs something else or maybe different proportions to be excellent.

Planters Punch
1 oz Lime Juice
½ oz Simple Syrup
½ oz Orgeat (Latitude 29)
1½ oz Hampden Estate Single Jamaican Rum
1½ oz Worthy Park Single Estate Reserve
2 dashes Angostura Bitters

Planter’s Punch Experiment

Did a little playing around with the Planter’s Punch by adding a drop of Pernod and using ½ oz Simple and ½ oz Falernum for the sweetener. It was good but not great. Back to the drawing board.

What’s your favorite Planter’s Punch recipe?

Planter’s Punch at Dr. Funk

Working my way through the cocktail menu at Dr. Funk. The Planter’s Punch was recommended by bartender Paul McCoun  who knows I love the Appleton 12 rum that’s used in Funk’s Planter’s Punch.

And the Planter’s Punch keeps up the winning streak of amazing cocktails at Dr. Funk. So flavorful!

I also see they’ve added a logo sign above the entrance to Dr. Funk. This place has really come a long way and for anyone close to San Jose the dream is here to stay.