Category: Tiki Bar

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Final Ohana Night at The Kon-Tiki

The Kon-Tiki is closing after service on Sunday but the place is going out with a bang as patrons from far and wide and coming for one final cheeseburger or cocktail. Wednesday was the last Ohana night, the day of the week when local tikiphiles have come to hang out on what is generally a slower night than the weekends. But this Wednesday was anything but slow, with a persistent full room and a wait out the door.

The Kon-Tiki staff were in full force, with all three service wells going at the same time to pump our drinks in a timely manner. There were several wait staff, several kitchen runners, and nice to see Jeanie Grant back in the house serving as the maître d’. We want to specifically call out Chris Parker and Kriss Cucuy for exceptional service for me personally this evening.

I’m working to complete another homemade “Kon-Tiki cocktail checklist” and knocked out a few cocktails and am ready to close it out on Sunday with Mrs. Mai Tai’s help. It’d been forever since I had the Zombie and found it to be pretty great – both potent and fruity, with a touch of spice. The Virgin’s Sacrifice was far too spicy for my mild tongue so I passed it over to Jeff as a bonus. Lastly, I had the Leviathan for Two (but just for me this evening) which I’d never had before and immediately liked. The cocktail has rum, bourbon, tangerine, and spices and was nice and rich and balanced. I’m going to miss the consistently high quality of cocktails here.

If you’re trying to get to Kon-Tiki in the next couple days, prepare for waits and treat the staff with kindness. It was so fantastic last night to see the crew working so efficiently on such a busy night – all to the sound of Yacht Rock that the Kon-Tiki used to play religiously and was a welcome return for me.

The Leviathan came in a nice Moai Mug that had a little tear-like drip that was all the more poignant as I left Ohana night for the last time.

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Forbidden Island Mug Swap

We had a great time for the annual tiki mug swap at Forbidden Island last night. Thanks to Chad for organizing and hosting this, we put our wrapped mugs into the pile and ended up with some new ones. Mrs Mai Tai really loved hers, and while I thought the mini bowl was nice I was thankful for a trade.

There’s a nice holiday cocktail menu and Mrs Mai Tai loved the Tropical Hot Coder. Meanwhile I drank a couple rums from the rum list and gladly accepted the suggestion for a premium Mai Tai made with Monymusk 10 yr Jamaica rum. Very good Mai Tai with additional depth.

Lots of good cheer in Alameda.

Mug Draw
Traded Mug
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Dr Funk’s The Grinch Takeover

After a successful Beetlejuice overlay for Halloween, Dr. Funk has a Grinch theme for Christmas. The big guy is there to welcome you and there are fun thematic elements sprinkled about. Not quite as much of a “Christmas explosion” as some of the Miracle/Sippin’ Santa pop-up locations for better or worse, but it is nice that you can still this is a tiki bar.

We attended the Third Anniversary event that included an official launch of Dr Funk’s nice mug and a fantastic bundle with their formidable Grog that we think is a fantastic version of a Navy Grog. They were also doing a raffle to support Family Giving Tree, plus DJ Ship Rex spinning tunes. Lots of fun and nice to see the venue embracing a little bit of history and building traditions.

The special Grinch cocktail menu is overall a lot better than the one for Beetlejuice. The Mean One is similar to the aforementioned Grog and the wonderfully creamy and decadent Whobilation Libation features chocolate notes from the Kōloa Kauaʻi Cacao rum and dark chocolate coconut cream. The Cindy Lou-Apple has several overproof rums and it leans lighter than you might expect because the spirit focus is from the Laird’s Apple Brandy, nonetheless there’s still plenty of flavor and this should be really appealing to the diverse downtown San Jose audience.

Cindy Lou-Apple

While you’re in downtown you can also check out Nuvo Hospitality’s other bars for more festive holiday pop-ups. O’Flaherty’s Irish Pub next door to Dr. Funk is themed to Home Alone and Five Points around the corner is doing everyone’s favorite Christmas movie – Die Hard.

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15 Years of Smuggler’s Cove

Congratulations to Smuggler’s Cove on 15 years, as it opened today in 2009. One of the finest run and cocktail bars anywhere. We thank owners Rebecca and Martin Cate for keeping up the quality throughout the years, even during the “canned cocktail and soup” era during the pandemic, and of course the Smuggler’s Cove crew who are so talented and gracious to customers.

First visit in 2015

The engaging space tells the story of tiki with nods to Trader Vic’s, Don the Beachcomber, and Tiki Bob’s, while the curated menu allows patrons to experience the history of rum and exotic cocktails through the ages. And the team builds on the tradition with their own amazing creations such as my personal favorite The Pampanito or the cult classic Dr. Barca’s Fluffy Banana. It is still home to one of the world’s best Mai Tais, and the best I’ve had there was made with the amazing Appleton 17 year old rum that Martin helped champion.

Mai Tai with Appleton 17

I’m proud to be a member of the Cove’s rum club, the Rumbustion Society. You can see my name on one of the many plaques in the bar and their rum program is so elevated that there are several people who’ve had over 2000 (!) rums here. There are a lot of fantastic benefits of being a member including special events and (shhh) secret stuff, so consider joining the program.

We have enjoyed nights at the Cove as a couple but it is better with friends, even those who are tiki newbies. The Cove continues to amaze first timers and even for veterans there’s always something new to see or discover, or just a new cocktail or rum to try.

Cheers to you, Smuggler’s Cove.

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The Tonga Room Didn’t Skimp the Mint

Mrs Mai Tai and I were in the city on Wednesday to see Cher’s book tour event, so we stopped by the Tonga Room for dinner and drinks beforehand. The fortuitous night started with our exit out of the Powell BART station to find a nearly empty Cable Car ready to climb the hill. This saved us time and a great deal of effort and wasn’t much more expensive than a taxi ride, plus a lot of fun.

The Tonga Room is now taking reservations on Open Table, but weren’t sure when we’d arrive so didn’t make one and waited in the standby line. The doorman has the process down pat, offering patrons the ability to enter the bar (“drinks only, standing only, no food”), and then weaving in those with reservations and people without. We were seated shortly thereafter to enjoy the grand ambiance and attentive service that the Tonga Room is famous for. Rain showers followed, three in a 20 minute period. Food once again was the Poke Tostadas and the Grilled Salmon, leaning expensive but the taste was wonderful. We continue to wish the menu had a little more variety.

For drinks, they’re still using the same cocktail menu introduced in October 2023 and the overall quality remains strong. The Tiki Meister is still the standout item for me, a rich cocktail with Jägermeister, rums, and spices. I also had the Mai Tai, a lighter leaning but still good 1944 version with light and aged rums from Puerto Rico. And check out the fine bouquet of mint, which was impressive but not nearly as amazing as the mint in Mrs. Mai Tai’s hand-shaken colada with huge leaves. That Colada isn’t bad at all, even with Cruzan Black Strap rum which I normally try to avoid due to its maple syrup flavor but which worked here. The Seafoam Espresso Martini features sea foam cream and black lava salt that really enhance the flavors.

We exited before the band started playing and the $15/person cover charge kicked in. Coming early to the Tonga Room is just so relaxing and those drinks taste great and have plenty of booze too (a LOT of booze, actually). This remains a special destination that we try to hit at least a few times a year for special occasions.

Tiki Meister, Hand Shaken Colada
Mai Tai, Seafoam Espresso Martini
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Trader Vic’s Mai Tai with Lemon Hart 151 Float

One of the most popular Mai Tai riffs of the past decade is the San Francisco Mai Tai, a standard Trader Vic’s Mai Tai with a 151 float. This was inspired by the story that Martin Cate tells in the Smuggler’s Cove book about an elderly man who would ask for a 151 float back when Cate was bartending at the now-shuttered Trader Vic’s in San Francisco. This became known as the “Old Way” Mai Tai because the gentleman was, you know, old.

Never mind that Trader Vic’s in Emeryville used the “Old Way” term to refer to a Mai Tai made with original ingredients and not the Mai Tai concentrate that replaces the sweeteners. But that’s a different story for a different day.

The graphic used on some Trader Vic’s menus for this cocktail clearly shows Lemon Hart 151 being used, though these days you’re much more likely to get a combination of Trader Vic’s 151 rum and Trader Vic’s Dark Rum, both distilled in Puerto Rico and lacking the heavy flavors that Lemon Hart is famous for. I think that this version is a nice upgrade, and you get a lot more booze for an extra dollar, though the Emeryville location dropped this item when they redid the cocktail menu this spring.

It wasn’t busy when I rolled into the bar at Trader Vic’s Emeryville on a Sunday afternoon while Mrs. Mai Tai was at the nearby bead show, so I asked for a Mai Tai with Lemon Hart 151 as a float just to see if the old man knew his cocktails. Expertly prepared, indeed this is an elevated version and those classic smoky flavors really do add something to the cocktail and gives you something to kind of chew on while relaxing with your beverage.

Just like the old timer wanted it. Mai Tai – Roa Ae.

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Changes at Kapu Petaluma

Kapu Bar in downtown Petaluma has garnered great reviews for their immersive Polynesian and Chinese themed spaces, plus notable drinks and inspired food. We heard there have been some changes to the venue so we went to go check it out.

Most notably, reservations are no longer available and seating is now fully on a first-come basis at all times with no greeter at the entrance. This means that locals will have an easier time dropping in during the week but that out-of-towners will have to do more planning to visit on the weekends. We opened the place at 4 pm on Saturday so were able to secure a booth, but later in the evening it likely would be more chaotic.

There is no longer a wait staff, and all orders are at the bar. Drinks are delivered to your table and staff did pop by the table occasionally but once again if the bar is busy you likely will need to be more vigilant about going up to order another round. We weren’t eating but heard that the food menu is pared down on weekends and significantly reduced on weekdays.

Pearl Diver and Mai Tai

Despite this, we had a pretty good time with our friends who had never visited Kapu before. The music and decor really helped us get into the mood and our cocktails were overall pretty good as well. The 1944 style Mai Tai leans a little sweet but not too much for a snob like me to dislike it, but the balance was welcomed strongly by another person in our group who enthusiastically ordered one for a second round. I also enjoyed a nicely balanced Three Dots & a Dash that had a flavorful rum blend. The venue has a well-stocked rum collection, so there’s plenty to enjoy if drink spirits neat is your thing.

The remaining staff at Kapu seem to be adjusting to these changes with good cheer, and a positive attitude certainly goes a long way as both from the crew and also as a customer. We still think Kapu is a great option in Petaluma’s charming downtown.