Mai Tai by Firelight

Dr. Funk has been doing “traditional tiki Tuesday’s” for a couple years now, featuring a rotating set of DJs and all day happy hour. This week brought Doc Parks down to the South Bay for his last Tuesday slot of the year, so we made sure to come out for dinner and drinks.

There was an indoor buyout until 8:30, so we found a cozy spot on the patio by one of the heaters. The wind was higher than normal and we noticed that the planes are flying in the opposite direction from the airport, but it was still pretty pleasant outside and the drinks and food certainly helped. I went with the Mai Tai of course – always delicious- plus the Dark ‘n Stormy riff called Myers’s Storm due to the use of Myers’s single barrel rum. Even with “easy ginger beer” this was still a bit much for me, so maybe I should just ask for “just a splash” next time.

Doc’s DJ set was pretty eclectic, including a crowd pleasing set of surf songs but also some 70s leaning songs that included a funky Beastie Boys instrumental. Doc even pulled out some organic percussion instruments to keep the crowd on their toes. Definitely not “traditional tiki” but Doc’s set was still really great and not modern.

We caught a peek at Dr. Funk’s Killer Klowns decor for Halloween, which starts today, and was pretty impressed. Be sure to make reservations or arrive early, there are going to be heavy crowds all this month.

September 29, 2025September 29, 2025

Tequila + Rum Recipe: So Long Summer

I ran across this recipe from Deb Parks, wife of famed bartender Doc Parks, celebrating the end of summer. The recipe uses tequila and cane juice rum, a combo I hadn’t tried, so I thought I’d give this a shot and see if any of Doc’s mixology skills have rubbed off on his better half.

So Long Summer by Deb Parks
¾ oz Fresh Lime juice
¾ oz Fresh Grapefruit juice
½ oz Cinnamon Syrup
½ oz Passionfruit Vanilla Syrup
l oz Fortaleza Tequila Blanco
l oz Kō Hana Kea Rum
Shake with ice and dirty dump. I subbed El Jimador Blanco for the tequila.

This is a pretty good cocktail, especially if you like things that lean just a little dryer than you sometimes find in tropical cocktails. The combination of tequila and the lightly grassy Hawaiian cane rum really works great together and aren’t quite as assertive as something like Mezcal or Rhum Agricole might be. The grapefruit is fab in here, too – and as we know from Don the Beachcomber grapefruit and cinnamon pair very well. Save this refresher of a recipe for when you want to relive the summer.

Autumn is now here, but we’ll always have this cocktail to remember the summer of 2025. Cheers.

September 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Tiki Tropics Radiance by Orrede

If you’re looking for something bright and orange to celebrate Hulaween this season, you might consider this Tiki Tropics Radiance shirt by Orrede. It’s 100% cotton with matching pockets and plackets, which I appreciate. That’s me at Forbidden Island yesterday and I’m pretty sure I was hard to miss in the crowd.

You can learn more at orredeocean.com, and you’ll save 15% with the code ALOHA15.

Thanks to Orrede for providing the shirt.

September 28, 2025September 28, 2025

Forbidden Island Parking Lot Sale

We had a fun afternoon in Alameda for the 19th annual Parking Lot Sale at Forbidden Island. There are multiple vendors surrounding FI’s still thriving outdoor patio, with a couple drinks available in the outdoor bar and a full menu available for order inside. The vendors are mostly different on Sunday, offering an opportunity to review additional offerings during the weekend.

Mrs. Mai Tai picked up this cute Candy Corn Tiki Bob and a tiki hut pin. Meanwhile, I had a pretty good Mai Tai and a surprisingly good non-alcoholic Mai Tai that’s tangy and refreshing.

September 24, 2025September 24, 2025

Juniper Tai Fail

As the Trader Vic’s restaurant and food services empire expanded during the 1950s and 1960s, there were several variants of the Mai Tai developed to appeal to different customers. All of these were simply a Mai Tai but with an adjustment to rum or spirit being used. The Menehune Juice was simply a Mai Tai made with light Puerto Rican rum and the Suffering Bastard was one made with three ounces of rum rather than two.

Vic also developed versions using different spirits, including the Pinky Gonzalez with tequila, Honi Honi with bourbon, and the Rusky Tai made with vodka (now designated as “Vodka Tai” on Trader Vic’s menus). Using the Mai Tai as a template, these are all still really great cocktails.

Notable in absentia is the lack of gin Mai Tai, especially since gin was featured in many of Vic’s cocktails. This seemed like a strange omission, so I decided to make one at home using Tanqueray Gin, nicely flavorful at 47% ABV. I was really interested to see how this worked.

It was terrible.

I guess ol’ Vic knew a thing or two about cocktails because for some reason this “Juniper Tai” was truly awful and almost undrinkable. The gin’s Juniper and botanical flavors did not pair well with orange curaçao and almond-forward orgeat. They can’t all be winners, I guess.

September 22, 2025September 22, 2025

Dr. Funk Rum Asylum September Meeting

We had a nice treat Sunday afternoon at the latest quarterly meeting of Dr. Funk’s rum club, the Rum Asylum. These meetings are open to anyone, including a bunch of folks who joined during Sunday’s session. The Rum Asylum is a self-guided journey through rum, where your purchased rum pours are tracked on a checklist.

The focus this time was on Barbados rums from the Foursquare Distillery, including the Probitas blended white rum, the aged R.L. Seale’s finest Barbados rum, and the flagship Foursquare 2011 Exceptional Cask Series. Chris from Altamar walked us through details of the distillery and production methods, and then provided guided tasting notes to compare and contrast. The session completed with a raffle of some bottles for those in attendance, including the 2011 ECS release.

There was also a speciality cocktail using these rums called Aster and Primrose, said to be “a rum lovers cocktail” and priced at just $11. I stuck with the poured rums since I was driving.

Several Rum Asylum members reached their next levels. Greg completed Level I’s 20 rums and had to pledge an oath to get the Level II list and a pin. Meanwhile, Nik finished Level III and received a pin and pith helmet along with the Level III list.

The next Rum Asylum meeting is December 21st at 3 pm. There’s additional info about the Rum Asylum on Dr. Funk’s website.

September 20, 2025September 20, 2025

Jamaican Overproof Rum Blind Shootout

Today we’re looking at one of the most iconic rum styles, the overproof white rum from Jamaica. This style has emerged in the past couple decades in cocktail circles as a seminal rum for mixing, wildly different to how it is consumed by Jamaicans who typically use it as a mixer with water or Ting grapefruit soda. These unaged rums are issued at 63% ABV, and thanks to long fermentation they feature bold flavors and a fragrance that’ll fill a room.

The contenders:

Wray & Nephew Overproof – the iconic market leader
Rum Fire – Hampden Estate’s funky pot still cult favorite
Rum Bar Overproof – Worthy Park’s previous U.S. expression
Worthy Park Overproof – the current entry that includes some sugar cane juice distillate
Charley’s J.B. Overproof Rum Trelawny Blend – a Wray & Nephew product exclusive to Jamaica

Neat Comparison

It was easy to pick Rum Fire out of this lineup simply on the nose, but I liked the tomato notes from Rum Bar’s nose even more. There’s a pronounced nail polish aroma and flavor that I found pleasant from J.B. and it seems to be heavier in body than Wray & Nephew.

I chose the winner because I found it to be the most balanced and had a great mouthfeel.

Winner: Rum Bar Overproof
2nd: Charley’s J.B.
3rd: Rum Fire

Grapefruit Soda Comparison

The differences between these rums, aside from Rum Fire, were more muted when I did a 4:1 mix with Squirt grapefruit soda.

Rum Fire was the most flavorful here but introduced harsher notes that weren’t my favorite. I was pleased that Worthy Park Overproof played better in this format and disappointed that Wray and J.B. didn’t hold up as well to the soda. My favorite struck a balance of bold flavors and was a perfect complement to the soda.

Winner: Rum Bar Overproof
2nd: Worthy Park Overproof
3rd: Rum Fire

Rum Bar Overproof Wins Both Blind Tests!

This is pretty shocking, and a bit of a bummer since this expression isn’t available outside of Jamaica now. I’ve always felt that Rum Bar Overproof was a great middle ground between the market leaders; it has a heavier body than Wray but more approachable flavors than Rum Fire. All of these rums are delicious but in these blind tests Rum Bar Overproof was the clear winner.