Dive Bar Fun at NOLA’s Aunt Tiki’s

Part tiki bar, mostly dive bar, Aunt Tiki’s is on Decatur in the artsy but slightly rough portion of the French Quarter. We approached in mid afternoon to see a leather-clad man with wild hair and beard enter the venue with a guitar slung over his back. Loud music was heard well in advance of the door. This was not the kind of place for Mrs Mai Tai but when she went shopping at the eclectic Disco Warehouse next door I popped back in to take a look.

There are actually a few tikis in here, plus other Hawaiian and tropical elements mixed in with sticker walls and neon signs. A friendly female bartender asked what I wanted and I looked over the menu and asked for a Mai Tai. While I waited a young woman entered and talked to the bartender as if she was a regular. Mr. Guitar lurked in and out while another local regular in a souped up wheelchair nursed his drink. So, this was an eclectic crowd, just as the Swifty Spouse Sign indicated.

The moment of truth arrived in the form of a coconut rum-laced blue cocktail, “here’s that Mai Tai.” Sigh. I looked at the menu later and saw the ingredient list appeared to be a standard recipe but I didn’t want to stir the pot by correcting the bartender.

Aunt Tiki’s is open 24 hrs and may be an okay place to wait out the opening of better bars in the area, or just to have a beer and shot with interesting people.

Pat O’Brien’s – Great Fun but Skip the Hurricane

After lunch we decided to see if the hype was worth it by visiting New Orleans institution Pat O’Brien’s. This place is famous for popularizing the Hurricane in the 1940s (a Ronrico Rum recipe predates it, though) and features a main bar, piano bar, and a large courtyard with bar. The place was packed and we sought refuge in the quiet piano bar room only to find we were a few minutes early for the 1 pm show start, and the room was quickly packed.

David and Amy enjoying a Hurricane

The older lady played to the crowd and opened with a Taylor Swift song but soon stated taking requests. Some of these were really fun, but others were kind of ruined by a bad arrangement and an unfamiliar pace. Later a young man joined and the two took turns, but I thought his shtick was wildly uneven and he kind of had a “I hate my job” expression. A mixed bag but fun if you’re in the mood.

Does the Hurricane live up to the hype? No, it’s actually pretty terrible no thanks to the artificial Hurricane mix, though David and Amy seemed to enjoy theirs. I had a much better time with the Mint Julep, made with fresh mint and very refreshing. Service here was pretty friendly, including the outdoor bar and wait service inside the piano bars. It’s nice to visit these historic places and see them still pulling in the crowds.

The Hand Grenade – New Orleans’ Favorite Cocktail?

Landed in the French Quarter and decide to kick off the evening with this fan favorite.

I decided to go with the “light” version which was on crushed ice rather than frozen. And you that this drink doesn’t really have a great rep among cocktail snobs but for a limeade cocktail this wasn’t bad at all, and not so unbalanced that the booze overpowers. Way better than the Hurricane at Pat O’Brien’s if you’re looking to choose which tourist cocktail to try.

Wasn’t nearly the “most powerful drink” I had. The Navy Grog at Latitude 29 was way boozier.

Banana Hammock at Kon-Tiki Oakland

There are a million cocktails made a million different ways with this name, the only constant being banana, of course, but sometimes real banana and sometimes banana liqueur and occasionally both. We don’t need another variant of this cocktail, do we?

Yes, friends. Yes we do.

I’m pleased to tell you the Banana Hammock I was appreciative to try at The Kon-Tiki is legit awesome. Damon did a great job suggesting and making this and it was rich and complex, very approachable but not overly sweet. It has bourbon and rum and banana and cinnamon and it’s fantastic and hopefully will be coming soon to an official menu update at downtown Oakland’s still very essential tiki bar. Ask nicely and maybe they’ll make it for you.

Pumpkin Spice Mai Tai with Pumpkin Butter

I make no apologies for loving Pumpkin Spice season, and in the past I’ve done Pumpkin Spice Mai Tais with the now discontinued Captain Morgan Jack-o-Blast rum. This year we encountered another product that’ll let you add those fall flavors to everyone’s favorite tropical cocktail.

The key ingredient is Williams Sonoma Pumpkin Butter, a blend of pumpkin, brown sugar, and fall spices. It works great as a spread on toast or english muffins, and indeed it works well in a Mai Tai. We replaced the rock candy/demerara syrup with two teaspoons of this pumpkin butter and shook it really hard with cubes to make sure everything was incorporated. Also used is the rich Grand Marnier orange liqueur, adding more bold flavors, and the standout blended rum Denizen Merchant’s Reserve.

Pumpkin Spice Mai Tai
1 oz Lime Juice
2 tsp Williams Sonoma Pumpkin Butter
½ oz Orgeat
½ oz Grand Marnier
2 oz Denizen Merchant’s Reserve Rum
Heavy shake with cubes, then strain over crushed ice. Garnish with spooky swizzle and black cherries.

This cocktail is the perfect companion to the newly issued Tiki Goth Club Tiki Nomicon vol. 1, now available at tikigothclub.com. Over 30 full color pages and some great page layout means this is a steal for only five bucks plus shipping. If you like the dark side of tiki, the Tiki Goth Club that our friend Ray Wyland has been leading for the last couple of years is a must-join experience. At the very least, pick up the magazine that includes an article by yours truly about Goth/Tiki experiences in Vienna, Austria.